Findings:

• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Can we still be friends?
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Can't we all just be friends?
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• No hair = No friends
• My life may no longer be my own
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• there’s no substitute for friends
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Be still, my soul, be still
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• we can't all be rock stars
• I just want to be friends
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Beggars can't be choosers
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Be Still
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Be still, My soul
• No place I'd rather be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• No, we're not friends.
• The pretty girl has no friends
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Let's just be friends
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Trying to be friends
• how to be a friend
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• No threat should be taken lightly
• This poem can be put off no longer
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Why Can't This Be Love
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There will be no more stories to read
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• No one can be in two places at once
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Why we can't control our sons of bitches
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Still to Be Neat
• I still can't save myself. I keep fragmenting
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There is no friend anywhere
• Friends who fuck
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• No one can be totally logical
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• i still hear the choir, but you are gone
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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