Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't have any real problems
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't ask don't tell
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Don't ask
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• advice columnist
• medical advice
• Good Advice
• Urban Ritual
• Advice on Choosing a Username
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• sage advice
• Good Advices
• Friendly Advice
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Words of advice for young noders
• The best interview advice I received
• General advice for preventing attacks
• Practical advice about fighting
• advice for a personal weblog
• John Irving's advice to writers
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Advice for using customer service
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• advice for surviving finals week
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Letter of advice to Queen Victoria
• Odin's Advice to Loddfafnir
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Cook's Helpful Advice
• The Poet's Advice
• A Little Tax Advice for U.S. Writers
• Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn
• Tuco's advice
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• Advice to new smokers
• Advice to nude smokers
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Advices and Queries
• Advice for engineering students
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Dating Advice
• fatherly advice
• Advice on buying used furniture
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• Ambiguous advice
• Advice to young science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Humble Petition and Advice
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Words of Advice
• advice for young
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• Advice for buying a used Silicon Graphics system
• Advice to Michael
• Parental Advice
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• antigravity advice
• Pentatonic and diatonic soloing advice for guitar
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• sound advice
• Advice to a Young Person
• Lucy's Writing Advice (category)
• Advice animal
• Writing Advice (category)
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Advice to Crisis Line Operators
• advice to young people
• advice to a college daughter
• Chord's standard gift-giving advice
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• Best viewed with any browser
• any key
• any
• by any means necessary
• Unsafe At Any Speed
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• I'm not drinking any more
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I can't find the any key
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Any Given Sunday
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick

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