Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Anyone who believes that the American people still have a say in who runs the country should watch some more TV."

• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Using a command line
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Type A blood
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Know your pets
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• these are the wolves who run all night
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Flaunting your sexuality
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• people who wear camo
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Who run Bartertown?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who says violence solves nothing?
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• People who carp about their jobs
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Who's Who Among American College Students
• cat haters
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Taking things at surface value
• Music need not be popular to be good
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• People who are not anarchists
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Why people who jog live longer
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Two people who are not touching
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
• Women Who Run With the Wolves
• In God we trust? Who says?
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Actors who have played Hitler
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Why more people should use the color brown
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Dead links in writeups
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• play dumb
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Capitalize, please
• People who use Windows
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The other people who hate war
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• People who died laughing
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who don't exist
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• The bored who complain
• People who love FTP
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People who don't read
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.

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