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• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They did so because they believed they could.
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• I Will Take You Home
• So the sheep will push back
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• all the cute guys will be there
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Cheddar Gorge
• I did not consent to feeling so small
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If you build it they will come
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Soft-quietly, it will take you
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• So they caught Santa Claus
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• will you take me with you when you go?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• Helping people cheat
• Millions now living will never die
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• So there's this guy
• So how did you two meet?
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• he's like someone living in a dream
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So they caught George W. Bush
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• Eye contact at a distance
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• the moment when they take possession of you
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They will not be named!
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• living will
• better than a living will
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• They did your portrait
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• They came together so as to form one whole
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• feline allergies
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• When did the World get so old?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• So this is what it takes
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• when they take my blood
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• So did I.
• What They Did To the Desert People

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