Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""This is fake and couldn't possibly affect me in any way." - Jorg Ancrath, basically."

• you affect me in invisible ways
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• any way, shape or form
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• the way you don't look at me
• They don't touch me the same way
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Love me the way that I love you
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Affected
• affect vs. effect
• Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Affect Theory
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• Factors that affect supply
• Difference in mass does affect acceleration
• flattened affect
• The spellchecker affect
• Technical Difficulties on Everything2.com -- Some services affected (document)
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• blunted affect
• The human effect on sound
• Pseudobulbar affect
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• affect labelling
• Best viewed with any browser
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• I'm not drinking any more
• On Any Sunday
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Any User (user)
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• I was never any good at maths at school
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Six Ways to Sunday
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I can't find the any key
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Any Given Sunday
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Any (user)
• Any Mouse (user)
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Any house can become a prison
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.

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