Findings:
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Legend of the Red Barracuda, or: Driving through Space with the Windows Rolled Down (category)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Her hair, tangled
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- When water chokes you
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- At least you tried your best
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- Memory is best served when chilled
- Hope for the best
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- I can always hope
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- trick or can
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- The best place to live
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- You can see right through me
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- I'm All You Can Think About
- When you think about smoking
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- The best drugs are taken through the eyes
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Round Steak: Best steak or bestest steak?
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- You can see through my mask
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- Piero Manzoni
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- When is it OK to node about noding?
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- When to talk about religion
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Can We Talk About This?
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- The Best Years of Our Lives
- for now this is the best that can be done
- the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- When can it end?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- can you cough, speak, or breathe?
- Why you're my best friend.
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
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