You are running a marathon and coming first..nearing the finish line..you fall down a manhole
and break your legs. Spend five days eating vermin
and shivering coldly before anyone finds you. You came last, you're crippled, the doctors amputate
your arms because of frostbite
, there was a problem with an infection in your neck as you gashed it open on a nail when you fell, susan has been sleeping with your brother...
Still, at least you tried your best.
see also: Still, life eh?