Findings:
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- We did not make this up
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- We get tangled up like wires
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
- stuff white people like
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- How to make roses open up
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
- make up sex
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I can't stand up for falling down
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
- I liked their early stuff
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- just like mom used to make
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- You can't make someone love you
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
- How to get your stuff voted up
- I can't wake up
- Make Up Rate Stamp
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Fluoxetine
- You make that sound like a bad thing
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- Make like a hole in the water
- I like to take up space
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- We like to stay up late at night
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
- Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
- like coming up for air
- Done up like a kipper
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- Kiss and make up
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
- Make shit up
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- if you weren't real I would make you up
- Stuff that keeps coming up
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Chicken-cleaning brushes
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- Stuff Up the Cracks
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- fatigued from trying to keep up with all of the changes
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
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