Findings:
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Please help me!
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Time Travelers please help!
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Please stop annoying me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- help im a rock (user)
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Please Kill Me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Give me a moment, please
- Someone please kill me
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- Do you think you could love me now?
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- listen()
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- please forgive me (user)
- They don't touch me the same way
- Pleased to Meet Me
- If you could see me cry
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- god help me
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- It could have been me
- and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please Please Me
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- you affect me in invisible ways
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- Five ways Trump could still lose
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
- Help On The Way
- You say you want to help me
- help me (user)
- Could you have danced with me?
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Help me help you
- So help me God
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- Help Me, Daddy
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Help Me, Rhonda
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
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