Findings:

• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• i like my body when it is with your
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I get like this
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Like church only bigger
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Only When I Lose Myself
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• We journal only when we hurt
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• The only crime is getting caught
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I only smoke when I drink
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• Only when
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• i only knew when silence screamed
• the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
• Eye contact at a distance
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Only when you're older
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• When you blow out like a dead star
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Women only like me for my mind
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• he's like someone living in a dream
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• speak only when spoken to
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• only when you cannot hear
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• when someone you disliked dies
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Our malls are only getting larger.
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Getting my wisdom teeth pulled
• Getting to know you nodes
• Getting
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Getting carded
• getting out of trouble
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Getting busted for possession
• The "Getting to Know You" game
• getting on in years
• getting little
• Getting my ethernet back
• 4 step plan to getting laid
• Getting there is half the fun
• Tips for getting rid of curses
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• Getting the Administrators to Correct a Spelling Error
• Getting to Know You
• Getting Burned on a Reading Lamp
• the not-so-concise guide to not getting divorced
• May I suggest not getting married in West Virginia?
• Pete Jackson is Getting Married
• I was afraid of getting caught
• getting your doors welded shut
• getting your ashes hauled
• Getting rid of tree stumps
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Getting Ready
• Getting your work published
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• This is getting over you
• Getting from A to B
• Getting a Swedish driver's license
• Getting a new CD
• Getting Married
• Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
• Getting a USB mouse to work under FreeBSD
• Getting your drum kit to behave
• The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
• Getting rid of ants
• We're getting married
• Home Recording on a Budget: Getting Started
• Getting in Tune
• Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere
• A Linux certification will void your MCSE
• Getting a word in edgewise
• Getting (Sunday) Schooled in Reston, Va.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
• getting fit
• Getting teeth pulled is not fun
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Getting away with it
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• Getting free pianos
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Getting the wind knocked out of you
• Getting into social housing in England and Wales
• Getting ready for an all nigher
• Getting through an IRS audit

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