Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "sorry to project my problems and to continually offer help that no one asked for, but also I'm not going to stop"

• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• One Man Asked In Anger
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm not homophobic but...
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• no ideas but in things
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Close, but no cigar
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I'm Going Home
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• not running from, but going to
• We had no bait but our tongues
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Being a dickhead
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• No, but I'll have a beer
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I'm not racist but...
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• There is no dream but this.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me

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