Findings:

• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• ahead
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• mouse ahead
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• Impulsivity Vs. Planning Ahead
• ahead of the game
• ahead of the curve
• look ahead
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• In the Baggage Coach Ahead
• Just go ahead
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Full steam ahead
• Be Smart, Be Safe: Plan Ahead
• climbing a hill only to see a vast and unfamiliar landscape ahead
• quit
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Quits
• The last cigarette before you quit smoking
• A Call to Quit
• Why I should quit Everything
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• I DON'T quit
• That's it. I quit team sanity.
• How I Quit Smoking
• Too Legit To Quit
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Philip Morris advertising campaign contributed to my decision to quit smoking
• So you want to quit Everything2
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• force quit
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• How to quit biting your nails
• Quox Quietly Quits
• /quit
• How to quit your web journal
• Confessions of an easy quit
• How to quit Not Smoking
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Quit India Movement
• How to Quit Smoking: A Practical Guide
• I wish I knew how to quit you
• Shit and quit
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• I can quit any time I want
• I quit this bitch!
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Mind racing, a while back
• Nine While Nine
• While
• Whiles
• Once in a while
• Candide and Martin, While Thus Reasoning with Each Other, Draw Near to the Coast of France
• What You do While I Slumber
• running a movie projector while sightless
• Rambling incoherently while standing in a crowded mall
• something to ruminate on while twisting my mustache
• While My Guitar Gently Weeps
• Fiddling while Rome burns
• After a while
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Useful phrases while travelling abroad
• Things to put on your desk to look at while you wait for your slow connection
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• Getting old while programming
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Time regression effect while stoned
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Is it safe to run X while 'apt-get upgrade'ing?
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• strike while the iron is hot
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Smoking while bathing
• Things one should do while naked
• Swimming pool injury
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• What I dreamt while I wasn't censoring
• Smiling dryly while I lied.
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Whistle while you work
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• EBR II
• Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
• I was my mom for a while
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• for() is better than while()
• While Shepherds Watched
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• What the computer does while it's alone
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• How to reach Enlightenment while checking groceries
• Committing suicide in prison
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• While Away Books
• Fun games to play while traveling
• while (true)
• while loop
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• Breastfeeding while on methadone maintenance therapy
• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• While the praying mantis hunts the cricket, the sparrow waits
• Drink while you think
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Lucien and I powder our faces
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
• Whistle while you node (e2poll)
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• When having sex in French
• Tenuously-related thoughts occurring while watering oleander bushes
• The Lover writes while the Hangman edits
• Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Once in a while.
• While I Live
• Keep talking while I load the gun
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• cities full of ravens, silent concrete echoing back while she sings
• Driving While Texting
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Make Hay While the Sun Shines
• Party while the Universe is young!
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You're such a fool to give me what I want
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• Hook 'em while they're young
• The hardest things encountered while learning to surf
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up

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