Findings:
- Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
- Books Senso Has Read (category)
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Books to read before you give up on fantasy
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The worst children's book ever
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter six
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
- pick up
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter sixteen
- Worst Node Ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter nine
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- pick up line
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- read a book, you sexy orphan
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter seven
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The Library Book
- Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- Pick mystery door number one instead of the open door where you can see clearly through to the other side.
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book One: Poemandres, The Shepherd of Men
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
- a dozen books I should have read you
- "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eleven
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I've been smoking ever since
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter twelve
- These go to eleven
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- Pick up a tail
- Pick it up
- How to pick up men
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- How to pick up women
- Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter ten
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter seventeen
- old books can tell more than one story
- Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter fifteen
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eight
- read this book
- The Book I Haven't Read
- since then it's been a book you read in reverse
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter four
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The worst ending ever
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- The worst fanfic ever
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
- I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
- They grow up. No one told me.
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 1
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 2
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 3
- The Wild Colonials
- Reasons to read books
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 4
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 6
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 7
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 8
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 9
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 10
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 11
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 12
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter fourteen
- If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Aeneid - Book One
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter thirteen
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter three
- read a book to kindergarteners
- Turn up for the books
- Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
- Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
- isn't there more than one book
- we read from the book as it is written
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The worst job interview ever
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Best smoke I've ever had
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I'd rather read a book
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The worst name ever
- This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- the worst haircut ever
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Worst episode ever
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter one
- When I Read the Book
- what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
- Puffing up one's self to appear larger
- Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- And then one day you wake up
- One up
- Ski piss
- The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
- Best Math Books Ever Written
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