Findings:

• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• i'm late to everything
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• It's late, and I'm tired
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm fine no really
• I'm No Angel
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• They say it's never too late
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm no Whitman...
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Im No Writer (user)
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm no Socrates
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm no good at enigmas
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Early is on time, on time is late
• I'm No Fool
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm tired
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm Going Home
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm not a part of this world
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm with the band
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm scared
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm gay
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm sorry
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Im-
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• 418 I'm a teapot
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm bored
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm with stupid
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• this is how i'm going to die.
• the words I'm after
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm The Man
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I know more when I'm alone
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm pinching your face!
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not sure
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm not drinking any more
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not very cool
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a little ICBM
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm just a bill
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but

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