Findings:

• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Easier to be gay
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• To be in love
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Choosing to be gay
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• What it's like to be in love
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Why Can't This Be Love
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You never think it will be the ducks
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Music need not be popular to be good
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• This love will be your downfall.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Glitter and Be Gay
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• instead of writing a rhyme i'd rather be one
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• i think i could love you
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Any song can be a love song
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Glad to be gay
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• No place I'd rather be
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• anyone could be your brand new love
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I’d rather be composted
• think for yourself, and be curious
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I don't think I like love
• I Think I Love You
• Sometimes, I wish you weren't gay.
• love changes color, I think, over time
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Hypothetical 2020 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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