Findings:
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Easier to be gay
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- To be in love
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Do you think you could love me now?
- Choosing to be gay
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- What it's like to be in love
- Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Why Can't This Be Love
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You never think it will be the ducks
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- If Music Be the Food of Love
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Music need not be popular to be good
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- This love will be your downfall.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Glitter and Be Gay
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- instead of writing a rhyme i'd rather be one
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
- i think i could love you
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Any song can be a love song
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- begging to be loved
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Glad to be gay
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- No place I'd rather be
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- anyone could be your brand new love
- I'd just as soon be a ghost
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- I’d rather be composted
- think for yourself, and be curious
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- I think I'd rather see this on TV
- I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- I don't think I like love
- I Think I Love You
- Sometimes, I wish you weren't gay.
- love changes color, I think, over time
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- To be or not to be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- well, I'll be jiggered
- Hypothetical 2020 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Trying desperately to be cool
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
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