Findings:

• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Would you know if you were insane?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• what would it take to be serene again?
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• eternity would be boring
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• You mean the me that you would be
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I never thought it would be like this
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• You're too good to be human
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Too good to be true
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Would that I were a Poet
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I want to be sexy too!
• Mind without body
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• That I Would Be Good
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• That would be me
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• We were strangers for way too long
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• and things we're all too young to know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• A whimper would be fine
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Just to see what it would be like
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• Things never were what they used to be
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• it would be hilarious if only
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be so kind
• If you would be seated

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