Findings:

• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is no god but God
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Without religion, there is no God
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Were there a god!
• there are no gods in foxholes
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If there were no birds
• Fossils were put there by God
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• no shit, there we were
• Behave as if there were a God
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There will be no more stories to read
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My life may no longer be my own
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• God must be living in the sea.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Your god might be evil....
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• That I Would Be Good
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• There need to be more powers
• eternity would be boring
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I never thought it would be like this
• There Will Be Blood
• Mind without body
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Some things that fly there be
• Things never were what they used to be
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Who Will Be There
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• you had to be there
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• There will never be another you
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• there will be a last
• gods we may be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• No one can be in two places at once
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• No place I'd rather be
• The best kind of bartender
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• There can be only one
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• To God Be the Glory
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If God was willing to let it be
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A whimper would be fine
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Just to see what it would be like
• There is some place I need to be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Be there or be square
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Be My God
• Where's the kaboom?
• it would be hilarious if only
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• God must be deaf
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Life without music would be a mistake
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• No one can be totally logical
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.

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