Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if I do not begin by being impertinent myself, I shall soon grow afraid of him"

• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• This Is What You Shall Do
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• on being hit by lightning
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
• By my balls, I do swear.
• The Wild Colonials
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Accidental death odds
• By the way, where'd you meet him?
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• What shall we do with a drunken poet? (document)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• She is afraid of not being shy
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• By their fruits you shall know them
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I shall never grow cold of you
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• I can do it myself
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Where do I begin?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being licked to death by kittens
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• death passed him by
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Watching Myself Grow Tired
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• afraid
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Afraid of Sunlight
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am deathly afraid of February
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• Afraid of the Dark
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Afraid of Everything
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
• I'm Afraid
• I was afraid of getting caught
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Khaled Islambouli
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Why are people afraid of touching?
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• I Am Afraid of the Dark
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• i am not afraid
• I am afraid
• begin
• The Saga Begins
• Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
• patterns begin to reveal themselves
• Begin Transmissions
• The Stories Begin
• Words that begin with "pt"
• Anna Begins
• Charity begins at home
• Life begins at 40
• As the towel begins to slide down your body
• Waiting for life to begin
• How to begin poetry
• not to begin at the end
• Your rights end where my feelings begin
• This is how we begin again
• NACA's Metamorphosis Begins
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• The Diet of Spikey the Werm
• Menachem Begin
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• A journey ended begins again
• it begins (user)
• Eternity Begins
• The Games Begin
• Each betrayal begins with trust
• Where does my body end and the air begin?
• Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
• Days that begin with Dawn
• A genocide begins with the killing of one man
• Batman Begins
• Regime change begins at home
• Jazy Begins to Dance
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• gazing back upon your newly sprouted wings, as you begin to sense a use for them
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven

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