Findings:

• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not homophobic but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• My cats think I'm a God
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm not what you think
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• They think I'm a god
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm not racist but...
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Being a dickhead
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Losing You
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Hands off, I'm special
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm not very cool
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm gay
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm tired
• imm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• So. Central Rain
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm Glad
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm bored
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm with the band
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm not sure
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm sorry
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote

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