Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I was young Time had no wings
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Some time when I was a teenager
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Mind without body
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Just to see what it would be like
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I never thought it would be like this
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• A whimper would be fine
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• A fine time to be in the Army
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I am blind when I want to be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Where's the kaboom?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just be home in time for supper
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Hot pursuit
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Life without music would be a mistake
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will be good when I am leader
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• That I Would Be Good
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If God was willing to let it be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When shall I be free?
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• it would be hilarious if only
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

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