Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- you had to be there
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- boss i wish you had told me
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- marry me and you'll be safe
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- So you want to be a star?
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- There Will Be Blood
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- What it's like to be in love
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Where's the kaboom?
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- So you want to be a DJ?
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Look siad me Be like me
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- There will be no more stories to read
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- So mote it be
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Some things that fly there be
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- There is some place I need to be
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- There need to be more powers
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- there will be a last
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- You're too young to be so old
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- So you want to be a waitress
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Who Will Be There
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- There can be only one
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- You could be so delicious
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- There are times when they seem to be right
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- On the comet there will be much pie
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- A Man Needs To be Told
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Be there or be square
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- So you want to be evil
- Let me be your fantasy
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- There will never be another you
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Truth be told
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
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