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• Don Quixote Translator's Preface IIc
• Don Quixote, Part Three
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 13
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 4
• Don Quixote Author's Dedication
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 20
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 16
• Don Quixote Translator's Preface IId
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 7
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 5
• Don Quixote Translator's Preface IIb
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 14
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 23
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 21
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 12
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 1
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 27
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Don Quixote Author's Preface
• Don Quixote Translator's Preface II
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 3
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 9
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 6
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 2
• Don Quixote Translator's Preface I
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 17
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 15
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 11
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 19
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 24
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 22
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 18
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 10
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 26
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• nobody really (user)
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Don Quixote - Book 1 Chapter 25
• Don Quixote - Book 2 Chapter 51
• Don Quixote
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• Cow. :) (user)
• Frankie :) (user)
• Because
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• Because I love you
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• because the attachment is fierce
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• necessary evil because of current stupidity
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• just because
• I write because I cannot speak
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss

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