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• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You're All I Need to Get By
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• All I Need is a Job
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• all of these questions need answering
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Up Your Ass
• People Are Alike All Over
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• All you need is hate
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• All it takes is a bad poem
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• Food, shelter and a broadband connection
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• They think it's all over
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• not all people pay taxes
• all of these answers need questioning
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• did you add up all the cards left to play
• All you need is attention and ...
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• bad ass
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• up all night on DXM
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Because it all burns up
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I changed by not changing at all
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All words and fingers with hearts thrown in
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• Poison and murder and all bad things
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• Kids that age think they know it all
• All i need is something to hold on to.
• All Shook Up
• Can't we all just get along?
• hold up this tired skyline with all i falter for
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• we can all just be around other people
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• All You Need Is Cash
• Hickory Wind
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Jesus is all I need
• All impressed and Half undressed
• Missing all the wrong people
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace

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