Findings:

• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't get it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• You don't get a song
• Stoned music memories
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't want to get over you
• Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Rape committed by women
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• emotions others don't get to see
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• don't rely on us to get you high
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You just don't get it
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• bag on the side
• barf bag
• bags
• Brown paper bag
• body bag
• bag job
• bag
• punching bag
• Ugly bags of mostly water
• Bag your head
• Carry bag
• The Two Bags
• psychological punching bag
• paper bag
• Dooney Bag
• Changing Bag
• Courier Bag
• answer: N bags of coins
• Pull out of the bag
• loot bag
• There's an alien in your bag
• Ziploc bag omelet
• chicken bag
• Bag of Bones
• anti-static bag
• Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
• bag of holding
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• head bag
• Bag Tag
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• Plastic bags are liquids
• dime bag
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• messenger bag
• Politzer bag
• bag lady
• Bag Balm
• Litter Bag
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• doggie bag
• bag rating
• burn bag
• Paper Bag Party
• Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
• Jiffy Bag
• recycling bag
• piss bag
• bag in a box
• Let the cat out of the bag
• Doggie Bag (user)
• goon bag
• I got sunshine in a bag
• shacker bag
• dilly bag
• bag of devouring
• Goldfish in a ziplock bag
• Letting My Cat Outta the Bag
• rice bag
• Sacco bags
• Bag of Crushed Child (user)
• desert water bag
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Tote bag
• piping bag
• Japanese airsickness bags
• bug out bag
• Typed Resume (Bag With That)
• Putting groceries in a paper bag
• Exit bag
• Spain's Golden Age packs its bags
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Kitten in a bag
• Ziploc bag guacamole
• seat bag
• Bomb Bag
• Bag Lady (user)
• Bag of Crushed Child
• bags smells (user)
• Buying Louis Vuitton bags
• Eugene's Trick Bag
• The Paper Bag Princess
• grow bag
• bean bag
• wet bag torture
• grocery bag
• The Loss of the Black Bag
• The Glass Cat Finds the Black Bag
• lift bag
• Where plastic bags go to die
• Bag of Crushed Child II: Child, Crushed and Bagged
• a two dollar bag of clowns
• A paper bag is a form of culture
• Cat. Bag. Out.
• Bad Sistuh bites the bag
• go bag
• Oil bag
• Bag of Crushed Child Netflix Original Miniseries
• bag of words
• Drawstring bag
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half

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