's method of describing the attractiveness
of a woman
; its origin is unknown, as far as I know, but may well have started in the pages of FHM
or similar. It goes something like this:
- An attractive woman is rated 0 bags.
- A moderately ugly woman needs 1 bag, that you place over her head.
- An ugly woman needs 2 bags; one to place over her head, and one to place over your own in case hers blows off.
- A very ugly woman needs 3 bags; one to place over her head, one to place over your own in case hers blows off, and one to puke in if they both fall off.
Any man practicing this in real life is likely to get slapped