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• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• There are times when they seem to be right
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It can be cold in the dark
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• you have to be kidding
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Stoned music memories
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I seem to be a verb
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When living we have need of Death
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to have an out of body experience
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• you have to be close to catch it
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• painting stars that have not come to be
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• When I have female children
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Mind without body
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I am blind when I want to be
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When shall I be free?
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• painting stars that have come to be
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Let be be finale of seem
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When a body catch a body
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• i like my body when it is with your
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life

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