Findings:
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Who needs modesty anyway?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- Altruism: Who needs it?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- you have everything you need
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Who Needs Sleep?
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Who needs Love
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- Philosophy: Who Needs It
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Using a command line
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Type A blood
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- When living we have need of Death
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- Actors who have played Hitler
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I'd rather read a book
- I think I'd rather see this on TV
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- No place I'd rather be
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- instead of writing a rhyme i'd rather be one
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- who needs toenails, anyway?
- I’d rather be composted
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Who needs a day job?
- i'd rather not
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Happiness
- pursuit of happiness
- Happiness of Meeting
- Happiness is a Warm Gun
- Happiness in Slavery
- Economy of Happiness
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- The Art of Happiness
- True Happiness This Way Lies
- The Key to Happiness
- They Say That Hope is Happiness
- Happiness is slavery?
- My Happiness
- Dancing to atmospheric trance - feelings of wholeness and happiness
- Herbs for happiness
- The correlation between material wealth and happiness
- Money can't buy happiness
- Happiness is Mandatory
- Gross National Happiness
- happiness (user)
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Happiness is a choice
- Cyanide and Happiness
- Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
- happiness purchased on credit
- An impromptu guide to happiness
- The Great Happiness Space
- The Suffering of Change and Pain of Happiness Lost
- The Happiness Project
- Nudge: Improving Decisions About Health, Wealth, and Happiness
- Happiness is the best revenge!
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Girls Who Are Wizards
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
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