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• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Talk about the weather
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• I know something about love
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• It was always about words
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about trains
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me about my contradictions
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Something was about to happen.
• There's something about cats... (category)
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Tell me a story about elephants
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• You, standing
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• A joke about dealing with people
• Tell me a story about cranes
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• Tell me a story about drains
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about clouds
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Tell me a story about mains
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• People who carp about their jobs
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Tell me about your faith
• There's something about a funeral
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Talking about the weather
• teen drinking
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me a story about flowers
• The bored who complain
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• tell me a story about lesbians
• When to talk about religion
• So why talk about politics now
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Tell me a story about brains
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Photography and religion
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Can We Talk About This?
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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