Findings:
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- The Ten Commandments revised
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- They Might Be Giants
- They will not be named!
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Hot pursuit
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The mountain could be home
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- I don't always want you to be nice
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- Don't Be Evil
- Automobile tire pressure
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Don't be sad
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Things never were what they used to be
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- The best kind of bartender
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- play dumb
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- There will be time
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- If I could be someone
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- The end will be a sellout
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- It Could Always Be Worse
- A fine time to be in the Army
- You could be so delicious
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- Starving in the greenhouse
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Just be home in time for supper
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- don't be absurd (user)
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