Findings:
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Let us be our own pornographers
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to build your own computer
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
- does she need to touch her own face to know?
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- she does not know how much I need this
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How to be a geek
- How To Be Good
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
- How to be a backstabber
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to be a troll
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Be your own man
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Automobile tire pressure
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- the world will be remade in our image
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- LGBT issues need to be discussed in class
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Hot pursuit
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- How Should A Person Be?
- as X as I Need to Be
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- AI should be our top priority.
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- A Man Needs To be Told
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- How to be a good customer
- Freedom is free of the need to be free
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Information cannot be owned
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- How to be a Better Person
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- How to be invisible
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Running toward the edge
- How to be an improv musician
- To thine own self be true
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- How to be a fuck-up
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- How to be telekinetic
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Be cool in college
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- how to be a friend
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Goops and How to be Them
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to be an asshole
- How to be anonymous
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- There need to be more powers
- How to be a good evil villain
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a terrible customer
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- My life may no longer be my own
- There is some place I need to be
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- How to Be Alone
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet Came to Be
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- All we need is just to be
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- How To Be Funny
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- How to be a lardass
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- How to be a badass
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
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