Findings:
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Can't you tell we're barrelling toward an alien future?
- Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- As if we were centuries late delivering on a promise.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- People are naturally good
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- things were good, for a time
- What we were good at
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- You can't kill the hate machine with hate. That is its fuel.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Guns kill people.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- The dream people were being assholes.
- What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- When you kill people they die
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- Music need not be popular to be good
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Why cloning people is a good idea
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- A Pity. We were such a good invention.
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- defying code for the good of the people
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- If we're such good friends
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
- You were the flying car we were promised
- This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Can't cook, won't cook
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Frank Moskus
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- God is good, people are screwed up
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- the world is messy. good people have flaws.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- there are no good or bad people
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- The days of very old were not very good
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- You were always so good to me
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I won't raise my children to kill your children.
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Why won't people kick both parties out?
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Know your pets
- Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If the Sharks Were People
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- How to herd people in public
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Can't Promise
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- A word from anyone's alien
- Racquetball, anyone?
- To anyone contemplating suicide
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- They'll let anyone into Paradise
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Is anyone out there?
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- indulgence, anyone?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- i can't find it anywhere
- Cant
- Canted
- Cant hook
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- I can't believe it's not haggis
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- I can't find a bra that fits right
- You can't teach an old dog new tricks
- Anarchy can't last
- Canted Angle
- you can't have it both ways
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- How not to faint when you can't move
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