Findings:
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Zits
- They Have a Word for It
- He's been places they have not.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- People want what they cannot have
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Papa Zit
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- Eye contact at a distance
- I would like to have emotions
- They must have faces
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- The Zit Remedy
- zit
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- They could have saved Kevin
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- I still have the scar
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- They hum like angels
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- I like my breasts the way they are
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Picking a zit
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I still like a bedtime story
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- You stole what they would have given you
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- They have taken enough
- They have no bones.
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- They didn't have the heart
- What is it like to have a soul?
- What it's like to have a community
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- What it's like to have cancer
- Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- They moved like a river
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- They have bears in Italy
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- like you're blind but still can see
- But can you still cry like a child?
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- some summers they drop like flies
- Why I Still Like God
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I have a tricorn hat
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
If you Log in you could create a "They still have "Zits." I kinda like "Zits."" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.