Findings:

• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Biblical hebrew is nothing like sex
• give me the truth or nothing
• There are a million girls like me out there
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• treat me like your sex doll
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Fear is not real. Danger is real. Give respect to the danger. Give nothing to the fear.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Look siad me Be like me
• I like you; do you like me?
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• There is none like unto Him
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• There is no frigate like a book
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• singing like nobody is there
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• like you love me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• My Company Likes Me
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Why I like sex
• Give me a break!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Loves me like a bottle
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• My Mistress' Eyes Are Nothing Like the Sun
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• There's no place like homenode
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• unfinished (like me)
• Bleed Like Me
• give me your most honest smile
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Black Like Me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Give Me Louisiana
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Don't Give Me Names
• He brings me books like flowers
• Nothing Like the Sun
• When your presents give me hives
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Give Me the Brain
• Women only like me for my mind
• Give Me Strength
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Give Me Your Children
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Give me your knees
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Give me back my bike!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• You like me, you really like me!
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Walk Like Me
• Do you like me?
• We should all like sex and drugs
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You're like a brother to me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Give me a cookie!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Republican Like Me
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• Nothing Like Bolero
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• Give me tonight
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• A Doll Like Me
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Nothing suceeds like success
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Like a really good sex
• Dead Like Me
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• give me one night to show the savage

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