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When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
There ain't no black in the Union Jack
He ain't no movie star
Without religion, there is no God
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
There ain't no justice
there are no gods in foxholes
Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
There is no god but God
Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
He makes me feel alone just by being there
Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
This ain't no picnic
he just died
I wonder if there is a God
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
No prayer for the dead gods
I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
When he became an old man
Her hair, tangled
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
If There Is a God
When you are drunk, all you can see is light
When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
No fire, just madness
Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
I had no idea what he thought about me.
Things men want when they're drunk
Pray ferverently to what gods there be
Somewhere there's a god who wants me
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
God Said No
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
God won't hear when you pray from Hell
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
when god speaks, it is never one-sided
Sure Ain't No Stampede Breakfast: A Calgary E2 Get-together
I shudder when I think that God is merciful
ain't just whistling Dixie
Ain't No Making It
i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
And yet he continues to sit there
now he just uses one he saw on a grave
Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
Just Say No
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
with the devil wherever he goes
we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
There is only ONE God
I have no faith in your God
How to get drunk when in Norway
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
Were there a god!
Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
For God's sake, just have another election
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
God ain't giving out any hints
I Ain't Smokin' No Fiberglass
He tampered in God's domain
So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
God bless everyone. No exceptions.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
Has no one told you he's not breathing?
this ain't no love that's guiding me
What's he building in there?
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
That's Just How He Was
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
He just looks
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
Just say no to TV
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
Just Say No to Dubs
This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
when the wind is blowing just right
I just don't know when to quit.
He just left his body
When you know things are just not meant to be
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
She just sat there
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
Just seeing that he actually exists
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
No flash photography on the drunks, please
Behave as if there were a God
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
Fossils were put there by God
God has no free will
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
There but for the grace of God go I
And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
No God No Master
Our God, He Is Alive
God's just looking for a few good humans
Look, there's God
Daddy, is there a God?
No Gods / No Managers
If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
needs must when the Devil drives
Because the gods that made them are gods no more
Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
If there is a God, I hate her
Maybe There's A Loving God
Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
There's a God on the Mic
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
when the gods are afraid
when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
At Sea The Gods Have No Names
He said, expecting the answer no
it's all just god talking
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
It's just the way that he walks
He's not heavy, he's just lame
The God and Devil Show
Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
He is so heavy when he whispers
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
There is God in a Horse's Eye
And there find God in everyone
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter

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