Findings:
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- People have fucked up before
- How the United States highway system works
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- semiproportional voting system
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- fuck up
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- this doesn't work
- The New York Times calls about E2
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Shut The Fuck Up
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Ken Lay
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Fuck the System
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Because it all burns up
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm the screen, I work at night
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- The Everything2 Voting/Experience System (superdoc)
- because I have given up any care
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Because I'm an adult
- I'm never getting drunk again
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
- You Fucked Up!
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
- Fucked up Facts from History
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- fucked up criteria (user)
- fuck you I'm an anteater
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Fucked up ways to die
- Fucked Up
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Voting/Experience System (node_forward)
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Go to Hell - A voting system
- voting systems
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Because I dig you
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Earth is the eighth morning, folded against the week's work
- because it wasn't just the air
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
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