Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The surgeon leaving and having to return from a black-tie event because I'm hemorrhaging"

• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• From The Dust Returned
• return from the dead
• Return From Exile
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• i'm flying from a fire
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm From New Jersey
• The Miraculous Hump Returns From the Moon
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Because I'm an adult
• For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
• The mysterious exodus and return of the american white pelican from chase lake
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• archy returns from sabbatical
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• The city knows I'm leaving
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Probably deleted from Wikipedia because it's not notable
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Barbie Plastic Surgeon
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• I write because I cannot speak
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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