Findings:

• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Bernie would have won
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• That Would Be Enough
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• he would have cried
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• he would have laughed
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You stole what they would have given you
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• you would have been
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would like to have emotions
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• That I Would Be Good
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• eternity would be boring
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• I never thought it would be like this
• You mean the me that you would be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How could you ever have enough?
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• painting stars that have come to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• The Ten Commandments revised
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• what would it take to be serene again?
• The best kind of bartender
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Pigs have good noses
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Astro City #5
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• We have had enough of your beige
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• They have taken enough
• it's good to have a moose
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.

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