Findings:

• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• That would be me
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• You mean the me that you would be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Look siad me Be like me
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• That I Would Be Good
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Bear Boxing
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Mind without body
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• marry me and you'll be safe
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• No place I'd rather be
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Life without music would be a mistake
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Some things that fly there be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• What the American people want politics to be
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If your wish be to close me
• we can all just be around other people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• The best kind of bartender
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• play dumb
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Be gentle with me
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• A whimper would be fine
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
• Let me be your fantasy
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• There is some place I need to be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• OBAFGKM
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Just to see what it would be like
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid

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