Findings:

• Someone please kill me
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please stop annoying me
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please help me!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• let me speak please (user)
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• listen()
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please Kill Me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please, Call me Honky
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• please let me in (user)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please Please Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please forgive me (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Story Guide
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Linux Programmers Guide
• Green Guide
• The All-Music Guide
• travel guide
• Field Guide
• discofever's Millennium Guide for Champagnes and Sparkling Wines
• Guide
• Jabberwocky: Carroll's pronunciation guide
• Dungeon Masters Guide
• Dungeoneer's Survival Guide
• Guide to cheating in computer games
• The Everything Guide to Fishkeeping
• if not requested, please ignore
• Bathroom Survival Guide
• Canada's Food Guide
• Men's guide to what a woman really means
• Paranoid's Pocket Guide
• Guides to Godel
• The Complete Guide to Middle-Earth
• The Guide to Finding Usenet Binaries
• Geek's guide to working out
• Introduction to "The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and English"
• D.R. & Quinch's Totally Awesome Guide to Life
• A Short Guide to Comparative Religions
• Wilderness survival guide
• The Everything Guide to Guitar Chords
• It is the scent of women that guides a man
• A survival guide for the professionally outraged - constructing umbrage from common household items
• Babylon 5 Episode Guide
• ApoxyButt's Guide to Successful Boating
• The Simpsons episode guide
• The good drug guide
• Bluffer's Guide to "The Rules"
• Sororitorious Girlectus: A field Guide
• Beej's Guide to Network Programming
• ApoxyButt's guide to corporate email answering
• Universal Studios Tour Guide
• Psychedelic Guide: Introduction
• Psychedelic Guide: History
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• The Gentleman's Guide to Fighting
• The Young Man's Guide to Drinking and Dating
• Psychedelic Guide: Safety
• Psychedelic Guide: LSD
• JLA Issue Guide
• A guide to fun in South Africa
• Meat grading guide
• A Guide to American Newspaper Readership
• Psychedelic Guide: Mushrooms
• The Idiot's Guide to the Transmutation of Morals
• A guide for the first time raver
• Psychedelic Guide: DMT
• A Starfleet Officer's Field Guide to First Contact
• Psychedelic Guide: Harmala
• MIT Guide to Lockpicking
• The Evil Henchman's Guide
• chewing gum flavor guide
• Camp stove
• the not-so-concise guide to not getting divorced
• A Brief Guide To C
• Futurama Episode Guide
• Andromeda Episode Guide
• guide to making weight
• UKQCD Burn out Prevention Guide
• The Nanny
• The Unofficial Guide to TinySex
• Transformers Episode Guide
• Shopping Guide for Cordless Phones
• Single node that will obsolete the Windows Error Lookup Guide
• eBay Translation Guide and General Tips
• Psychedelic Guide: Combinations
• Transformers Headmasters
• A guide to fencing competitions
• Cyber-Style Guide
• The Newbie's Guide to Persuasive Noding
• The Newbie's Guide to Your Home Node
• Transformers Masterforce
• Michelin Guides
• Ghost in the Graveyard
• Guide to Campus Activism
• Hammond's Guide to the Exploration of Space
• The E2 Emacs Reference Guide
• A fresher's guide to Royal Holloway University
• Guide to Urinating
• Guide to Chord Formation
• Guide to Chord Formation : Introduction
• Guide to Chord Formation : Intervals
• the guide to pursuing a fellow engineer
• Guide to Spellcasting
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• Dungeon Master's Guide
• The Nitpicker's Guide to E2 Style and Formatting
• Clinical Lactation: A Visual Guide
• Tongue Tie - From Confusion to Clarity: A Guide to the Diagnosis and Treatment of Ankyloglossia
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• Guide to Meditation
• The Joyful Guide to Lachrymology
• The good wife's guide
• Tobin's Spirit Guide
• Railtrack's Guide to Britain
• Windows 2000 Security Recommendation Guides
• 12 Step Guide To Insurrection
• SAS Survival Guide
• J.R.R. Tolkien Pronunciation Guide
• Psychedelic Guide: DMT-Water Spirit
• Psychedelic Guide: Back Cover Text
• Psychedelic Guide: Bibliography
• Psychedelic Guide: Psychedelic Reality
• Driving in Europe: A guide for Yanks
• Getting Your Ass In Gear: A Musical Guide
• Evaluating the usefulness of the Windows Error Lookup Guide
• The Tough Guide to Fantasyland
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• The complete solution to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• A spotters' guide to Canadian counterfeit bills
• World Sex Guide
• The complete guide to 1980s television
• Guide to an Emergency Childbirth
• Screwing movie theaters sideways: A guide
• Atari rarity guide
• A guide to passionate touching
• Zebulon's Guide to Frontier Space
• A guide to the shapes of molecules
• A guide to naming organic compounds
• A guide to naming organic compounds : Basics and saturated hydrocarbons
• A guide to naming organic compounds : Structural isomerism
• The Classic Guide to Strategy
• A guide to naming organic compounds : Unsaturated hydrocarbons
• Guide to Historical Periods and Poetic Types
• The Merry Guide
• Halliwell's Film Guide
• Quake III Arena Guide

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