Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "People who wander about with their keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around their neck confuse me"

• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who carp about their jobs
• Know your pets
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Capitalize, please
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• People confuse me
• People just expect things from me
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• nine keys and their attributes
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Things people put up their butts
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Judging women by their books
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• The bored who complain
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Country music videos confuse me
• we can all just be around other people
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• All around me
• her arms around me
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• She smokes. It wraps around her wrists and clings to her neck.
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Tell me a story about trains
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• You're not from around here, are you?
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The thing to understand about trans people
• Tell me a story about elephants
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about cranes
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Tell me a story about plains
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about rains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Don't tell me about her
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• People are not meant to run around naked. We are meant to saunter.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• away from me
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Tell me about your secret places
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Ask me about Loom
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about mains
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• show me what the world is all about
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.

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