Findings:

• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• never call a baby a shellfish
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• A Woman Who Never Was
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• the little friendship that never was
• I was never broken
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Pablo Picasso
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• some say he was never here at all
• never call a baby selfish
• Never call again
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• I never called her momma
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Summer never answers when you call
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• call waiting
• call
• The Call of Cthulhu
• collect call
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Last call
• call centre
• system call
• Call by value return
• Home run call
• goal call
• method call
• screening calls
• call/cc
• an interrupted phone call
• The Steer Called Murder
• The Oliver Wendell Douglas Call to Patriotism
• Call of the West
• Just call me fluffy
• Call for Help
• late night phone calls
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• close call
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• The Call
• Remote Procedure Call
• Call your mom
• margin call
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Call Forwarding
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Call -151
• Don't call me white
• call and response
• Don't call it San Fran
• Call of the Wild
• you make the call
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• A common tech support call
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 6
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 7
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Call it in the air
• good call
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Infinity Calls
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Called shot
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Stalingrad
• Strange calls at work
• too close to call
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• call it glitter
• that lump they call your brain

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