"Hi ,do you accept credit cards?"
What number are you trying to reach?
well that's the right number but we don't do anything you would need a credit card for. What company are you trying to reach?
"I don't know".
(uncomfortably long pause
"You see I'm inside a bank
Well if you need help getting out I'll accept payment after I liberate
you, I don't need your credit card number up front.
"Ok thanks but I'll try calling someone else. Thank you for your time"