on Green Acres
. Oliver - Hooterville's straight man
- aghast at his friends' lack of civic duty, or respect for the Eternal Verities of life, liberty, and the Whole Schmear entomb^H^H^H^Hshrined in the Constitution
, would go off with a wonderfully old school patriot
straight out of Abraham Lincoln
or Carl Sandburg
, backed by the sound of a fife-and-drum... leavin' the folks wonderin' whar that thar music was comin' from...
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