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A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
If Jesus came to Earth now
Jesus People
Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
If Jesus Came Back Today
I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
His name came up like a match on wooden me
I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
Maybe his name is a killing word
After E.E. Cummings, after his era passed away came
It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
Three Came Home
Came
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
It Came upon the Midnight Clear
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
The storm, it came up strong
How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
When boomboxes came with little internal mics
A Cat Came Fiddling
The Child who came from an Egg
The Doom that Came to Sarnath
How Leisure Came
The rain that came today
The Sea Came in at Midnight
First They Came
Luis Vaz de Camões
The Cat Came Back
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
Where the stadium money came from
How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
the storm came
Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
I want them to go out as unseen as they came
The Thief Who Came to Dinner
After the flood all the colors came out
The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
you came to dinner
How They Came to Bunbury
How the Story of Oz Came to an End
Then Came the Last Days of May
Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
soft swish of tires on the streets, and my face in the mirror came as a dark surprise
Her raised middle finger came into focus
I came, I saw and was undone
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
How the Sun Came to Be
How the Moon Came to Be
How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
Once there came a man
A learned man came to me once
Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
Isn't this where we came in?
The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
The Man in the Moon Came Down Too Soon
What if there were a war, and nobody came?
The theory that Venus came into our solar system relatively recently
A Bird Came Down
boss a man came to the door
You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
Just as well I came along
The Three Oppressions That Came To This Island
Along the field as we came by
When I came last to Ludlow
The lad came to the door at night
The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
The Man Who Came to Dinner
How the Enemy Came to Thlunrana
Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
Halley Came to Jackson
She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
She Came and Went
Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
Who Came First
The Relatives Came
I first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of my father
I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
How the butter-fingered librarian came to rule the Universe
How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
The first against the wall after the Revolution came
The Walls Came Down
Three times the Pale Rider came
It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
A student, in hopes of understanding the Lambda-nature, came to Greenblatt
How the Internet Came to Be
How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
How the Internet came to be: On scaling
How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
It Came From Outer Space
William the Conqueror came before Richard III
They came together so as to form one whole
It tastes like the Easter Bunny came in my mouth
on the beach, after those midnight beasts came and went, I chose the sea
Naked Came the Stranger
she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
How I came to love tea
She took a California tilt and never came back.
How the Rain Came
I came out here to remember it all
waiting for things that never came
Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
The girl I came with. The girl I left with.
It was better before they came
every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
Five Came Back
A Spaceman Came Travelling
She said she loved me. The knife came down.
Out of the strong came forth sweetness
They Came To America
I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
It Came Out of the Sky
She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
I came, I saw, I conquered
When Chris Came Home
And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
How I came to E2 (registry)
I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
A killing frost came
One long June I came down from the trees
And I came down, spinning
in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
You came early
I went up a different person, came down somebody else
9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
the day the power went out and never came back on
this is where we all came to be
can you show me where this came from?
All of these thoughts came from my mind?
What If We Came in a Cardboard Box
lipstick only came in red (for Tyre Nichols)
lipstick only came in red
Childe Rowland to the Dark Tower Came
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
his
The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
Picked his bones in whispers
Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
His hips know the original dance
A Boy and His Dog
On His Blindness
Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
The General in his Labyrinth
Spinning in his grave
Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
de Molay recanted his confession
too big for his britches
His girlfriend
The Fisherman and His Nets
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
Touch the Hem of His Garment
How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
Atom and His Package
Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat

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