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• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Eating only rice to get by
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• How to get more change than you deserve
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• How to get hit by a car
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Looking up a word by its definition
• Indymedia sites knocked off the net by the FBI
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• Scotch Divided by Time Equals
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Down By Law
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You can't get there from here
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Down by the Salley Gardens
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• I can't "get interested", dumbass
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• Jack Gets Up
• The even more dangerous game
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Sewn up by frost
• Down by Law (user)
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Down by The Cherry Tree
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Down By the River
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Can't get you out of my head
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Why can't I get over her
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Gravity really gets me down
• get right down to it
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• Get down to tin tacks
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• everything gets written down
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• Time gone by
• Sexist games played by teenage boys
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I can't stand up for falling down
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• can't get with
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• As Time Goes By
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Can't we all just get along?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• At least things can't get any worse
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of

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