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• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• I have just been shot
• When you know things are just meant to be
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Everything you just read is bullshit
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Stoned music memories
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I smile just because you exist
• Using a command line
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• because it wasn't just the air
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Something is still possible. You've just forgotten.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Bullshit squared is still just bullshit
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• I Have Earned a Degree
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I used to have a crush on you
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• just because they never bothered to really do
• You mean, it's just sounds?
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• because I have given up any care
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• earn your bullshit
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• International doesn't mean foreign
• just because
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• my religion doesn't have a name
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• just to have some human contact
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I used to have so many dreams
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• just like mom used to make
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• Because I dig you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• We smoke cloves because we can
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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