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• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was doing so well.
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• There was a little girl
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• It was free, so I took it.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• the little friendship that never was
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I came, I saw and was undone
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• A conversation where none was invited
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• The night was alive, and so was I
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• so fragile and cold, i was
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• The Cranberry Saw us
• was
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• The day I realized what being alive was
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Little Debbie Nutty Bars
• i require so little to sustain me
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• The Walrus was Paul
• Descartes was wrong
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Man was created in God's image
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• There was once a Man
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• God was created in man's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I await my turn to leave us behind.
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• Stuck behind an MS proxy server
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Music was better in the old days
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• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• It was a dark and stormy night
• 'T was
• That was a joke, son.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Trompe
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• It was you, Atthis
• When I was your age
• It was all God's fault
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• The world was designed for giant squid
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• It was not a dream
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• So little left to say
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• So soft and little now
• keep us fooled a little longer
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• A Little Tax Advice for U.S. Writers
• Behind bars
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• And so, the countdown nears an end.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• dark highways take us near and far from home
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Behind the bars of love
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Vancouver, Washington
• Kilroy was here
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• No shit, there I was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• the seven hills of Rome
• Was (Not Was)

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