Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's ok to steal from old ladies, but do you have to SWEAR while you do it? C'mon!"

• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• they carry but they do not understand
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What I want from life
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• By my balls, I do swear.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• These papers do not show what I have done
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Where do babies come from?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Why do children have to die?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• What You do While I Slumber
• Do Things The Old Way (category)
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• you don't have to do this
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
• we have a lot of work to do
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The tattoo phenomenon
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Where do we go from here?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why males have nipples
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Do what you have to do
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Things one should do while naked
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You, standing
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I do have some things to hide
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Do clam bras chafe?
• Good from far, but far from good
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Do you know me?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Do not hump
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Mr. Do!
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?

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