Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "In the end I wound up having to sneak out the window and go piss in the neighbor's backyard. Six year old me was a badass ninja."

• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• When I was ten years old
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Why old people piss me off
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Don't go out without a coat
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Hit me up
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• To go out on the pull
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• The "Safety Dance" London end of year 2004 perfumed ponce meetup
• Sweep me up
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• let me grow up
• All dressed up and nowhere to go
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Watching the stars go out
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• i go to this window
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Don't wait up for me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Go up against
• go out
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• They are telling me it is time to go
• When all the stars go out at night
• The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Hey, boys, up go we!
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I was a homeless bum
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Drownzsurf's December End of Year Log, 2014
• Streetlights go out
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Thirty years since the end of the world
• Go to bed, old man!
• go out on a limb
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• Go out to the country
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• This end up ^
• It kills me to watch them go
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• You go wait out in the truck
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Never Let Me Go
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• This end up
• Letting go of old promises and fairy tales
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• will you take me with you when you go?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• If I Was To Go...
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Windows ME
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn

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