Findings:
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- murder can be fun
- Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- Those who can't do, teach
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Who Will Be There
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Valour can be brown
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Should I be happy?
- No one can be in two places at once
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- It can be cold in the dark
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Expensive foods can be worth it
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- Or at least it used to be
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- What a kiss can be
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Children can be cruel
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- There can be only one
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Knowledge can never be certain
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Trite As Can Be (user)
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- We Can Be Together
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Chant and be Happy
- Any song can be a love song
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Short can be good! (document)
- play dumb
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- A dying playground can be Eden
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- Exes can be good things
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- University students can be really stupid
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- TV can be a good thing
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- We can be heroes
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Why Can't This Be Love
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- What can be better than that?
- No one can be totally logical
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